So I was a dog lover from the start. Our next family dog after Mistral was Herbie, who was a mixed breed, a cross between a German shepherd and an aircraft carrier. He was huge. Fortunately he was also very affectionate, although sometimes his rambunctiousness intimidated visitors who didn't know that he was harmless.

"Herbie!" we would shout. "Put the UPS man down RIGHT NOW!"

And usually he would. Good boy!

— Lessons From Lucy by Dave Barry (Page 4)