Barbarius quoted Floating Hotel by Grace Curtis
Welcome to the Grand Abeona Hotel: home of the finest food, the sweetest service, and …
...but she was also panicked in case the good tables were full, forcing her to spend two weeks making small talk with a bunch of bug-eyed, slack-jawed, mouth-breathing professors of the Humanities.
— Floating Hotel by Grace Curtis (Page 85)
😂 Me, at any staff event.