The Theory of Cat Gravity

Paperback, 32 pages

Published Aug. 15, 2000 by Livingtree Books.

ISBN:
9780965298438

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5 stars

This is hilarious (and begins with the title) but explains so much, such as why it’s often (but not always! and when and when not) so hard to get up with a cat on your lap, and other situations.


Cats soak up sun rays (warmth) into gravity. Water, especially cold water, is levity. They repel each other. Gravity does funny things around humans. Cats want humans to feed them or lay still (for them to sleep on), dogs want humans to be active, so they’re enemies. Read the book, it’s short but oh-so-good, and the drawings are fine.